All right, folks, this is the official warning page.  If you didn't know about it, there's SEX UP AHEAD.

And it's as likely as not to be GAY SEX.  This means men having sex with other men, or possibly women having sex with other women.

If you have a problem with sex, gay or straight, or you're not supposed to read about it, or it'll make you uncomfortable, or you're UNDERAGE, or for any reason you feel uncertain about the content of the stories ahead, CLICK HERE to go back to the Stories page where it's safe.

If you're thirteen, and your parents catch you reading these stories, DO NOT BLAME ME when you get grounded.

If you dislike the existance of sex here, and you want to go back to where there wasn't a hint of it, maybe you'd like to go back to the main page.

 

No?  Still here?  All right, by clicking enter you confirm that you have read this warning, and therefore I cannot be held responsible.

Go have fun.  Enter.